A: what's it about?
B: it's a poem about a girl with damaged goods.
A: uh, what's it called?
B: Damaged goods.
B: see, the poem says she has damaged goods, and i should help her, but really i don't. I damage the damaged goods!
A: it's like a twist
B: it is a twist. I use a lot of italics too. like im gonna damage her goods because they're good damaged goods. pretty much every time i write the word good, I italic it. for effect.
A: that sounds good.
B: ha! really?