Well, that sucks.

you're here you're in. oh good.

yay! You're out you're gone.

That's fine. I'll fuck someone then.

You called and I'm out boo!

that sucks, now i can't fuck

because I'll want to call you back

you shouldn't do that.

I don't know if you know that

that you shouldn't do that.

or ask about where i've been

after you haven't seen me

Not if you want to see me- get it?

I'm a comedian. you back yet?

can i leave them yet?

I like being single

but not if I'm waiting for you

and you told me not to

but when you look at me

which happens rarely

i mean actually, actual

eye contact and smile-

to wait for long-whatever it takes.

Doable. Just a while

I make mistakes all the time

i tell them all to you

every name of every girl i screw

as if I'm over you
fucking them to prove to you

we can even joke about them

to the point where I'm a joke to you
I'm here I'm back it was terrible
you smell good. Your hairs up.
That's cool. Whatever. I like it.
I'm going home if you want to stay the night.
If you want I mean we can just talk
I can make you tea and you can make fun of me
and then we can get deep and you can need me
not that i give a fuck- I'm with other women
if you hadn't noticed I'm, I'm with other women
should I continue to tell you?
How I'm fucking them to forget you
fucking them to fuck with you
not that it should hurt you to be without me
right? i hope not. Honest.
Just kidding, I miss you.
but you're going to be single
and you told me not to wait for you
but still i play the fool
in an attempt to respect your wishes
and act like a dickhead
wo the girls I've neglected
the girls I've slept with.

Why be mean to those who want to be with me
that's silly. I'm a comedian.
Get it?